Unhappy bride

I am a former recipient of bridal magazines. I have a wild imagination. Put that winning combination together and you get funny stories for the most important time in a bride's life.
Cheryl’s hairdresser advised her not to move to quickly or she would lose an eye.  

Cheryl’s hairdresser advised her not to move to quickly or she would lose an eye.  

Marrying Spiderman meant letting him make her veil. 

Marrying Spiderman meant letting him make her veil. 

Mary tried to suppress her germaphobe tendencies as the photographer directed her to lean against the old brick wall.  

Mary tried to suppress her germaphobe tendencies as the photographer directed her to lean against the old brick wall.  

Hailey stood as still as possible since her hair threatened to get bigger with any sudden movements.

Hailey stood as still as possible since her hair threatened to get bigger with any sudden movements.

A personal wind machine is always a good thing.

A personal wind machine is always a good thing.

Taylor didn’t think it was narcissistic to stare longingly at herself in any reflective surface.

Taylor didn’t think it was narcissistic to stare longingly at herself in any reflective surface.

Marrying an architect meant giving up her dream of having a romantic dress and instead wearing an angular one.

Marrying an architect meant giving up her dream of having a romantic dress and instead wearing an angular one.

Shirley tried her darnedest to look as alert as possible.

Shirley tried her darnedest to look as alert as possible.

On the upside, a large ballgown hid the ugly rope which bound Brenda’s hands back.

On the upside, a large ballgown hid the ugly rope which bound Brenda’s hands back.

Throwing a hissy fit meant having a time out for at least 15 minutes.

Throwing a hissy fit meant having a time out for at least 15 minutes.