Unhappy bride

Jenny happily strutted down the runway when she realized that...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:00:59 -0400

Jenny happily strutted down the runway when she realized that she finally found a dress that could go from the chapel to the club.

April walked away from everyone when she was informed that she...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:01:27 -0400

April walked away from everyone when she was informed that she would have to clean up all of the flower petals.

Dana hoped the feather fascinator would distract from the...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:00:51 -0400

Dana hoped the feather fascinator would distract from the lopsidedness of her wedding dress.

If Katie had to hear another Flo Rida song during the...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 10:00:52 -0400

If Katie had to hear another Flo Rida song during the pre-wedding photo shoot she would strangle someone.

Gwen didn’t realize that being a zombie started at the...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 10:01:11 -0400

Gwen didn’t realize that being a zombie started at the waist and moved up.

It was her 10th marriage, and she had harnessed enough power...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 10:30:38 -0400

It was her 10th marriage, and she had harnessed enough power from her nine late husbands for world domination.

Dana snapped her fingers until she got a hand cramp, but it was...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 10:30:35 -0400

Dana snapped her fingers until she got a hand cramp, but it was no use the flower girl refused to be her human slave for the day.

Hillary had been wearing SPF 90 since the engagement, but she...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 10:30:25 -0400

Hillary had been wearing SPF 90 since the engagement, but she would never achieve the level of whiteness she aspired to have.

The photographer was becoming a pain in Lana’s ass and she...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 10:31:01 -0400

The photographer was becoming a pain in Lana’s ass and she had no qualms of posing in this way to remind him.

The church was so hot that Anita had to drape her arm over her...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 10:00:55 -0400

The church was so hot that Anita had to drape her arm over her head to let her arm pits breathe.

Optical illusions were the new hot thing in wedding photography,...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 10:01:09 -0400

Optical illusions were the new hot thing in wedding photography, and Charlene was instructed to make it look like she was propping her arm on the mantle.

Nora thought back to a simpler time before she was completely...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 10:01:12 -0400

Nora thought back to a simpler time before she was completely trussed up in tulle and lace.

Watching the Exorcist gave Tammy some ideas on how to freak out...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 10:00:51 -0400

Watching the Exorcist gave Tammy some ideas on how to freak out her guests.

Michelle finally perfected making her farts look like lace upon...

Fri, 31 May 2013 10:00:50 -0400

Michelle finally perfected making her farts look like lace upon release.

Cheryl’s hairdresser advised her not to move to quickly or...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:30:36 -0400

Cheryl’s hairdresser advised her not to move to quickly or she would lose an eye.

Marrying Spiderman meant letting him make her veil.

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:30:36 -0400

Marrying Spiderman meant letting him make her veil.

Mary tried to suppress her germaphobe tendencies as the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:01:09 -0400

Mary tried to suppress her germaphobe tendencies as the photographer directed her to lean against the old brick wall.

Hailey stood as still as possible since her hair threatened to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:01:16 -0400

Hailey stood as still as possible since her hair threatened to get bigger with any sudden movements.

A personal wind machine is always a good thing.

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:01:12 -0400

A personal wind machine is always a good thing.

Taylor didn’t think it was narcissistic to stare longingly...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:01:05 -0400

Taylor didn’t think it was narcissistic to stare longingly at herself in any reflective surface.